I wanna listen to system of a down at work but like te first person that walks in is gonna be like wtf is this devil music

Sharkboy, with lava girl chillin behind him

Sharkboy, with lava girl chillin behind him

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pretending to be sober at convenience stores

That is my fucking life yo.

Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that. — Azra Tabassum (via perfect)

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*likes your selfie to let you know you can get it*

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Talking to straight boys part 2

U done yet

Some of these are actually pretty funny replies tho

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Shut. The fuck. Up.

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